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How many Scientologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many Scientologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lots.
1 to drive the old lightbulb all around the city trying to find a Scientologist Electrician who can rewire it
1 to find the PTS in the life of the old lightbulb
1 to try to cover up the whole "blown lightbulb" incident and deny it ever happened
1 to go on TV and state categorically that Scientology was in no way responsible for the lightbulb's death and that it was undoubtedly due to a pre-existing filament condition, and that it's Scientology practice to use dimmer switches whenever required
1 ex-Sci to make a youtube video about how she was required to replace dimmers with flip switches
1 to leak the reports
1 to demonstrate their MESH abilities and actually install a new bulb
1 to produce some stats stating that 100 new bulbs were installed that week, when actually buying and replacing working lightbulbs in their own house
1 to write several testimonials about how changing the lightbulb made the room so much brighter and now enables them to read
How many Scientologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lots.
1 to drive the old lightbulb all around the city trying to find a Scientologist Electrician who can rewire it
1 to find the PTS in the life of the old lightbulb
1 to try to cover up the whole "blown lightbulb" incident and deny it ever happened
1 to go on TV and state categorically that Scientology was in no way responsible for the lightbulb's death and that it was undoubtedly due to a pre-existing filament condition, and that it's Scientology practice to use dimmer switches whenever required
1 ex-Sci to make a youtube video about how she was required to replace dimmers with flip switches
1 to leak the reports
1 to demonstrate their MESH abilities and actually install a new bulb
1 to produce some stats stating that 100 new bulbs were installed that week, when actually buying and replacing working lightbulbs in their own house
1 to write several testimonials about how changing the lightbulb made the room so much brighter and now enables them to read
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